Define Tadger Meaning

Tadger
A Glasgow NED term for ones penis. Also Tadge, a shortened version is used when they 'cannae be arsed' with the former because it takes longer to say it.

"Here you, away and pull yer tadger".
By Roxy
Tadger
Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area.

By Lavinie
Tadger
what remains in the toilet after an unsuccessful flushing.

I flushed three times and there was still a tadger floating in the bowl.
By Meggi
Tadger
Noun. A penis. Variant of 'todger'

The poor kid got his wee tadger caught in the zipper of his pants!
By Mair
Tadger
A dick/cock/penis/willy/funstick/pork sword/magic wand

He had a tadger the size of a cat's cock
By Joscelin
Tadger
scottish word for 'penis'
or a stupid fuck.

By Kari
Tadger

How could John expect to please a woman with that tiny tadger?
By Datha
Tadgers

ashley - fuck! i ran down the stairs and almost killed masell wae ma tadgers!

me - D:
By Lauryn
Tadger Toalie
A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex

AKA boabie joabie or muddy helmet and foreskin fajita

honestly after I shagged her ass for an hour I had the biggest tadger toalie you have ever seen!
By Julianne
Tadger MacBadger
A person who frequently gives blowjobs, snuffling around a guy's cock like a haggis snuffling for truffles.

"I seen Maggy or any other Scottish girl at the bar last night." - person 1

"Did she go home with anyone?" - person 2

"Yea, nine guys." - person 1

"She is such a Tadger MacBadger." - person 2
By Kris