Define Texas Toast Meaning

Texas Toast
when a bunch of guys bust on a piece of toast and who ever has the smallest load has to eat the toast

we played texas toast last night it sucked
By Martynne
Texas Toast
A person subjected to execution by use of the electric chair.

The next guy in line on Death Row is soon to be Texas Toast.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"
By Edna
Texas Toast
When a big fat man takes a shit on a woman's face and steps on it, and shouts TEXAS TOAST!

By Willette
Texas Toast
When you and your gf are doing cowgirl and she pulls out a toaster and launches toast from the toaster into your butthole

Chet: Me and melissa did the texas toast last night it was grimy af
By Roseanne
Texas Toast
When you make your girlfriend breakfast in bed, but instead of buttering the toast you spread a healthy layer of jizzum on it.

My girlfriend made me watch a crappy chickflick last night, so this morning I made her Texas Toast.
By Cordie
Texas Toast
When you eat a girls asshole out while she is on her period.

By Penelopa
Texas Toast
ok ok ok..first of all..that definition is totally false.......lets take a trip shall we? way back..think back to the old days of america...texas toast.......(n)...is when you take a black person......rape him.....and then hang him...and then you bust in his face...that...my friends..is texas toast...thank you for your time.

" Aww man last night i totally texas toasted Jamal. Looks like he wont be in school today!!!"
By Alexina
Sloppy Texas Toast
A sex move, when your partner takes a shit in your vagina and then fucks it.

Dude, Debra let me give her Sloppy Texas Toast. It was wild!
By Lorita
Texas Toasted
someone who is roasted so bad they could be served at a 5 star restaurant

“I wanna beat that guys ass!!”

“Yeah!! He has a lot of ass to beat to!!”

TEXAS TOASTED!!”
By Dorine
Texas Toast Massacre
when you melt a load of butter, cum in it, and then soak it up to make some fine ass Texas Toast with.

I was so bored and hungry last night I did a Texas Toast Massacre.
By Clementine