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Define That Fucking Dog Meaning

THAT Fucking Dog
More popularly identified as Triumph The Insult Comic Dog from Conan O'Brien, THAT Fucking Dog (TFD) certainly knows how to work an audience. Surely, you've heard his wise jocularity in regards to how often he schools MBNA employees, such as Bailey aka Shrek. UNDERAGE BEEE-SEAN!

TFD Often utters the line, "What kind of legs does she have?" Promptly, S.B. becomes excited, but knows he's inferior to Dusty and the rest of Citibank employees' 7.5 inch cocks.
By Gloriane
Mother-Fucking-Dog-Shit
this is the word that you would use when you get pissed or annoyed but then laugh at the same time.

Narrator: The computer crashes!

Nelson: What the Mother-Fucking-Dog-Shit!!!
By Lynnelle
Fuck The Dog
To do nothing at all, or at least nothing of productive use.

Bill was so hung over at work on monday, and the boss was out. He just sat at his desk and fucked the dog all day
By Zorine
Fucking The Dog
When someone is on the clock (at work) and they stand around acting busy and actually do nothing.

The supervisor approached the crew of ditch diggers and separated the two who had been leaning on their shovels talking. He said that any more inaction on the job would lead to their dimissal. Stating further, I'll have no fucking the dog on my watch!
By Lu
Fucking The Dog
Doing nothing, shooting the shit.

Hey Kevin, what are you doing?
Kevin: Fucking the dog.
By Caril
Fucked The Dog
to have screwed up or failed at a task, usually spectacularly or with disastrous results. Said failure can involve lack of effort or lack of competence and usually both. Vulgarization of "screwed the pooch."

Bridegroom: dude the whole stripper-in-a-cake thing is more fun when she's not 74 years old and narcoleptic
Best man: yeah i really fucked the dog on that one didn't i
By Sarette
Fucking The Dog
Not doing anything in particular because you have nothing to do or in an attempt to kill time.

The game doesn't start for another hour so I guess I'll just be fucking the dog until then.

My boss is going to be pissed off when he finds out I was fucking the dog all day.
By Anne
Fuck The Dog
1. to waste time doing nothing

2. to make a severe mistake

Don't just stand there and fuck the dog, get going.
By Zoe
Fuck A Dog
Just like it says. A division of beastility that involves sexual intercourse between a dog and a human being.

Animal Porn slut: "I'm ready to go on camera and fuck a dog."
By Frederica
Fucking The Dog
hiding out somewhere instead of doing your job during working hours

Tony..."Where`s Marty?" Jack..."The boss just left for the day so he`s probably out fucking the dog"
By Bernardina