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Tfd
too fucking drunk

I am tfd right now; I can't deal with you.
By Lilian
TFD
TFD is an abbreviation for The Fucking Day. It is a logical extension of an age old saying with tge following format: The day x happens is the day y happens.
Highly applicable to countless scenarios, TFD can be used in abbreviated or elongated form. In the presence of a learned audience, it can be used as a standalone term or in the following format: TFD x happens is the day y happens.
Most fundamentally, TFD is used to draw attention to the extreme unlikelihood of the occurrence of an aforementioned event.

Example 1:

Friend 1: James Harden deserved to be named MVP over Stephen Curry
Friend 2: TFD, buddy! Curry was on another level this season!

Example 2:
Girl 1: He was trying sooo hard to hook up with you last night.
Girl 2: TFD I hook up with him! I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole.
By Nelli
TFD
The fucking day; to imply an occurrence or event is highly unlikely

Stacy: "I'm gonna drain this 3"
Joe: "TFD you make a shot, Stacy!"

"Let's go to McDonald's"

TFD I get McDonald's over In 'n Out
By Yoshi
TFD
Too Fucking Difficult.

This is quickly falling into the TFD category
By Nelle
TFD
TFD is an abbreviation for Trolling for Dick

'Trolling for Dick' is a joke/insulting reference to the popular website Chatroulette that pairs random strangers for webcam-based conversations.

Due to the odd anonymous exhibitionist nature of many males who use this site, one who visits Chatroulette are quickly introduced to penis. No matter how many times one clicks 'Next' the penis lies in wait, in various shapes, sizes, and colors being stroked, slapped, choked, petted, or merely just hanging out.

This overabundance of penis on Chatroulette is commonly referred to as 'Trolling for Dick' as you can never truly be free of the penis of a random stranger via Chatroulette's easily (and unfortunately) turned on webcam user base.

"Dude stop with the TFD."

"The girl is seriously TFD."
By Blithe
TFD
ACRONYM for Total Fucking Disaster.

Toooie: "Hey, Tony, how'd ya do on the math final?"
Tony: "TFD, man, T.F.D. I'm gonna flunk."
By Ameline
TFDS
That's For Damn Sure

(on instant messenger)

the house was all boarded up and dark; Kevin said let's go in, I said hell no i'm not going in there TFDS
By Malina
TFD
Thats Fucking Dumb

Keek: "I don't dress up for Halloween"
D's nuts: "How do you not dress up for Halloween? TFD!!!"
By Donia
TFD
TFD is an acronym for Team Fag Drag.
Team Fag Drag(TFD) was formed in 2006 to upset their opponents in the Vintage world of Magic The Gathering.
Comprised of 3 players. Bean, The Jeff, and Munch.
They Bring it to the next level.

Bean, Jeff, and Munch tried to enter a tournament with the team name Team Fag Drag, the officials did not like this so they abreviated this with TFD.
By Colette
TFD
TOP FUCKIN DAUGHTER!

When your daughter is a sick cunt and does what she's told and treats you with respect!

"honey, did you know your a 'TFD' and i love you"

so sweet!
By Sara