Tony came into the room donning a $4,000 suit and equally expensive shoes. A tie that would choke the economy of an African village. Shades so expensive the sun goes behind a cloud.
Paul entered with equally money-sucking clothing.
They looked at each other, one putting his eight-grand-suitcase on the table. Then, calmly,
cooly, they exchanged customary greeting:
"WAAAAAAAAZZZUUUUUP?!!"
"WAAAAAAAAZZZUUUUUP?!!"
Each "wazzup" backed by exaggerated
tongue lashing and finger-hooking gesticulations. With it out of the way they quickly got down to the importance of
TPS reports and this quarters profits.