Define The Blob Meaning

The Blob
being on ur damn period

lucy metcalfe is always on her blob. she never fucking smiles!
By Alina
The Blob
that thing that those fat kids jumped on in the movie "heavyweights"

Yo, let's go jump on the blob!
By Madelena
The Blob
When an obese man is laying on an obese lady, trying to find where to stick his penis in.

Dave: Hey Sharon the blob was really good last night.
Sharon: Yea, it was really good when you actually put it in my vagina.
By Sibby
The Blob
When an obese man is laying on an obese lady trying to find where to stick his penis.

Dave: Hey Sharon the blob was really good last night.
Sharon: Yea, it was really good when you actually put it in my vagina.
By Neilla
Blob
A girl who simply exists and has nothing to offer to anyone other than her physical presence. A non-blob girl should never feel threatened by a blob because a blob lacks all the qualifications necessary to meet the non-blob threshold. In other words, a blob is inadequate, deficient, lame, and simply not up to par. A blob just exists, and that's about it. It takes a lot of work to transition from a blob to a non-blob, and it rarely happens because most blobs are incapable of realizing all that they are to make a change in the first place: a blob.

#dontevenfret #ialreadyforgotaboutthatblob #blob #lol

1. There's no need to feel threatened Myra, she's just a blob.

2. Girl, she's just a blob.

3. Why you even comparing yourself to her Sandra? She's nothing but a blob.

4. But she's a blob though!!
5. Girl, don't even fret. That blob got nothing on you.

6. That blob doesn't even matter though!

7. Honestly, I don't even care about or notice that blob because she's only a blob!

8. Have a seat, blob.
By Vicki
On The Blob
When a girl is on the blob, that means she has her period.

Dis bitch's a lil' bitchy, I fuckin' think she's on da blob.
By Candra
On Blob

A term for when a Female has her periods

Can't have a shag tonight cause she is on blob.
By Carie
Blob
a term used in RTS game; Company of Heroes where players make large amounts of infantry and move all of them in one flank

Dude 1: fuck that PE (Panzer Elite) noob is blobbing PG's (Panzergrenadiers)

Dude 2: Bring out the MG or 105 arty

Noob: fuck they killed my blob, fuckin cheaters
By April
Blob
What you call a big fat guy named BOB.

Blob should pay more then us for the pizzas because he eats two pizzas all by himself.
By Nonah
BLOB
BLOB is an acronym for Binary Large OBject. It is a data type used for storing large binary information in the database. Typically BLOBs are images, audio or other multimedia objects...

Geek Girl: I need to store videos in my database. What data type should I use?

Geek Boy: use BLOB, it is great for storing large files like that.
By Anjela