An exfoliating facial mask made of feces and smeared on one's face with saran wrap over the smear. On the saran wrap, apply ice packs to freeze the feces in order to make a crust on the face. Once a crust is formed, smack the subject's face until you have a fecal crumble. Apply said crumble liberally on pineapple pizza to enhance its taste.
My cousin Andrew said he wanted to order a pineapple pizza, so I made him go to the spa first to get a Hershey Facemask. He woke up the next day with pink eye.
By Colly
Icelandic Facemask
the act of shitting in a bag flattening it in to a pancake shape and freezing it. then when the victim is asleep take it out of the bag and rest it on there face. it will slowly melt by the morning when it is fully thawed out it will form a mask of faeces.
A sexual act, in which the male prepares in advance by shaving off his pubic hair - keeping it in a location near by. At the conclusion of oral intercourse, the male ejects his load on the recipient's face. He then scrambles frantically for the pubic hair and then throws it on the recipient's semen covered face. The pubic hair will stick, resembling the famous Star Wars character Chewbacca, a Wookie. If able to, roar like a wookie as loud as possible.
When a man or woman eats extremely spicy food then waits at least 2 hours (or until they really have to poop) then has their partner take a lo mein noodle and stick it through one nostril and bring it part way out the other so half is hanging out either side reassembling a Mongolian mustache. The partner then takes the noodle hanging from their nose and tickles the others asshole until they shit all over their face. They then let the shit dry and keep the noodle in their nose and wear this as face paint to a social gathering.
When a man busts a nut onto a drunk womans face while she is passed out. Then when the chick wakes up there is hardend ejaculate covering her face like afacemask.
"Last night Amanda was so drunk she passed out, so I gave her a Philadelphia Facemask. Then when she woke up we shot some pucks off her face to see how well it worked."
By Connie
French Facemask
when a male places his balls over another mans eyes, and his penis over his nose to make a mask out of his genitalia..works best with passed out friend. In no way gay.
Noun: the act of stretching the scrotum to cover the nose and mouth of an individual with the testes located above the person's mouth so that the person's face looks like an alien.
Courtany passed out last night on my couch so I covered her nose and mouth with my sack. It was the perfect alien facemask.
