Define The Grandpa Meaning

The Grandpa
A male on male handjob typically given after a long period in a body of water (pool, hot tub, lake, ocean). The more wrinkly, the better.

After a lengthy session in the pool, Brad gave George his rendition of the grandpa.
By Jeni
Grandpaing
The act of sitting and chilling with your friends. Typically involves activities such as drinking beer and vaping. Physical and intellectual effort is not allowed.

-Dude, u comin over tonight?
-Sure, I'm always down for a good grandpaing.

-Ahh, what a grandpaing, I really needed this
By Lauretta
Grandpa
Usually a man wiser than your dad, always the head of the family. Sometimes a man who fought a war to protect his own country and family. Always a playa, you know how they do.
All they gotta do is act like the wise man they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.

Grandpa Bob: Want to hear a joke?
Sam: sure grandpa
Grandpa Bob: I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one, but I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one!
Sam: I don't get it
Grandpa Bob: When you become wiser you will.
By Pavia
Grandpa
and old fogey who knows his shit. totally gangsta. lol

"im bout it, im rowdy, i just passed a kidney stone."
By Junie
Grandpa

Son:"Dad, why haven't I met Grandpa before?"
Dad:"He left me when I was 4 and then claimed that he didn't know he had me when I saw him"
By Marsha
Grandpa NO!
When an elderly man makes an unsolicited creepy sexual advance towards a substantially younger woman.

Being in my twenties, it was disturbing to have an octogenarian make a move on me. I was just like Grandpa NO!
By Karine
Grandpa
The father's father. Can be used as a name for a dog that has an "elderly man" personality.

Me and my Grandpa went fishing.

My elderly dog Grandpa hates puppies.
By Verna
Grandpaing
Grandpa~ing

the act or acting of old age with or without;
white/gray/ambor

hair/scales/fur/leaves

ect

The tree's leafs have been grandpaing for 20 minutes because of the silkworms in it.
By Berthe
Grandpa
An over 40 hipster, often seen at clubs or indie shows

A: Tommorrow I'm turning 26! :x
B: You fucking grandpa
By Clarinda
Grandpa
code name for the guy in Louisiana..that works on women's stuff....for free

Kimberly says grandpa got the tools to fix anything
By Georgie