Define The Melvins Meaning

a kickass band!
some say that they inspired nirvana and co-invented what later became known as grunge.
in fact kurt cobain was one of their biggest fans in the early days.
they also became popular in the stoner rock / doom metal scene with some of their releases and got respect by the punks for colaborating with jello biafra...anyway, the melvins always keep it experimental so you can't tell what genre they fit into.

A very awesome person. Best player of call of duty sexy slim.No Andrew can compare to his godly awesomeness

a boy you love to look at. his skin is perfecty smooth and tan, his eyes are dark and dangerous and his smile is to die for. he's very smart especially in creative writing even if he is somewhat an overachiever. he loves soccer and is fiercly loyal to his friends. with just a wink he'll melt your heart and you will promise him your virginty. he can own your vagina with just a glance.

One of the very first people that created ninjas nearly two thousand centuries ago.
A very powerful ninja known to dominate the rival ninja known as Jasmin.
His power is so mighty it is said that it rivals that of Chuck Norris.
Epic.

definition of awesome just simply amazing!!!

A frontal wedgie. Instead of underpants being up your butt crack, they ride up into the labia.

One of the best bands ever. They've been around for twenty years, and they're going stronger than many of the young upstarts fresh out of the gate. They're currently on Patton's Ipecac Records, the place for music. Quite plainly, they just rip shit.

Buzz "King Buzzo" Osbourne--Guitars/vocals
Dale Crover--Drums
Kevin Rutmanis--bassist

A boy who is loving, cares so much for other people until he forgets about himself. Hardworking , very intelligent young man who doesn't care what comes out his mouth. Very bold and strong with a deep history behind him.

to eat ones cat, dog, or guinea pig

A Melvin is one of the best friends one person could have, they are always supportive and have an open heart. They sometimes hide their real feelings but if you become their friend they will open their heart out to you. Melvins are one of the best people you could meet so if you meet one keep him. Some Melvins are tall and most play sports. They are really easy to talk to and they will defend themselves and their friends(if needed.) Also he is smart and most likely loves to work out and cardio is his weakness.