Define The Navy Meaning

The Navy
The group you call when you have one of three situations:

1. a war

2. a genocidal shooting

3. a robot takeover

1. "we're shipping you out to Iraq"

2. "we need the navy to stop this man!"

3. "squidward!, the robots have taken over the navy!"
By Nicolea
Navie
Very beautiful person who is loved by many and is true to her friends and i loves them all. A funny person who is smart and amazing by heart and many wish to be like.

Guy: "who is your best friend? "
Girl: "Navie"
Girl: "she is the one person I can rely on"
By Annice
The Navy
A branch of the military that is a complete hellhole. You enlist, thinking that the bonus that your recruiter offered you will be a lot of money, but just adds up to an extra $2.00 a week. All of the other branches call The Navy nerds, while they're the only branch who never actually gets enough service to do nerdy things like play Fortnite or Minecraft. You are stuck on a ship for months at a time, and everyone is stuck to do every job because everyone is in the Army instead. People clog the toilets just so that the ship can't deploy, and all that does is summon YOU to plumb it, because that's Navy life for ya.

Sailor 1: Fuck, we're getting deployed again?
Sailor 2: Yep. I tried to clog the toilets so we didn't have to go but-
Sailor 1: Jesus Christ, that was you? I had to plunge that shit!
Sailor 2: But you're a Sonar Tech!
Sailor 1: Well, this is The Navy so everyone is a plumber now.
By Teri
Navy
The branch of many modern militaries, especially the United States military, that specializes in sea-based operations and has a wide jurisdiction over military command.

By Linet
Navy
The Navy is not gay. Army started this rumour because they always lose to Navy in the Army/Navy football game

Army guy #1: Wow Navy just kicked our asses

Army guy #2: Well the're gay

Army guy #3: Thats funny. Let's spread that
By Lorianne
Navy
Acronym for never again volenteer yourself.

they can make it harder but only you can make it longer.
By Lydia
Navi
The best person you will ever meet. She has a lot going on inside her head, but will do her best to hide it. She covers up her feelings with jokes and laughter. If you are friends with her you should consider yourself lucky

Navi is an amazing girl. I wish she'd tell me how she felt though.
By Glennie
Navy

person 1: I really like that black shirt you are wearing.
person 2: dude it's not black...it's navy.
By Shoshana
Navy
A branch of the military which is just as valuable as any other one.

Making fun of the Navy is a common pasttime of men with small penises.
By Devora
Navy
An excellent branch of military that focusses on water-related operations often involving warships and submarines. Any large country with a water borderline MUST have a Navy and a Coast Guard. Some people make fun of the Navy, calling the Navy members gay. but these people are actually gay themselves and uncomfortable with their manhood in fear that these Navy guys are much stronger, tougher, smarter and more virile than them.

The British Royal Navy helped Britian conquer the world.

The Navy is full of smart, strong and brave men and women.
By Karrie