She performed the nutcracker on the guy who swore at her
By Anselma
Nutcracked
To randomly place nutcrackers on co-workers desks and work area. They can be hidden or out in the open.
"Eric was nutcracked today."
or
"Have you seen that nutcracker behind Michelle's computer monitor? I wonder if she knows she's been nutcracked."
By Cleo
Nutcracker
Summertime alcoholic mixed frozen drink, usually mixed by people at home and sold on the street and by word of mouth. Different flavors include Nutcracker, Finding Nemo, and Spongebob.
The expression for what you do with your buttcheeks when you need to really need to hold in your fart. Called "nutcracking" because you clench your cheeks so tightly that you could crack a walnut (or some other kind of nut) in between them.
A 14 inch wooden man who will guard your house, typically resembling a king or soldier usually holding a sword, axe, or staff. These men are almost always sold around Christmas Time.
The boy hit a telephone pole on his bike, slid forward off the seat and hit his groin right on top of the nutcracker and instantly became his hometown choir's most highly-prized soprano.
Tim: Hey Loverboy are you ready for some sweet sweet backdoor action now or what?
Bill: I'm sorry Poopykins, but my backdoor is a little musky right now.
Tim: That's OK, I was kind of in the mood for some nutcrackering tonight anyways!
By Cass
Nutcrack
The precise point on the male body where the nuts meet the asscrack; tends to be easily irritated by cheap underwear and rough toilet paper