Define The Shit Face Meaning

The point at which you have consumed so much alcohol, that you are incoherent, have difficulty remembering simple things i.e where you live, how old you are, how ugly you are, how ugly that girl your about to sleep with is. Being 'shit-faced' is usually an experience you only want to try once, and never again.

1. To be drunk out of your mind.
2.To be extremely plastered.

sooo drunk, high, outta it that u have NO idea whats happenin

being totaly smashed out of your mind

One whom has consumed enough alchohol to bypass boligerent status

having reached the stage of consuming an undefinable amount of alcohol that the world according to yourself seems either:
a) pretty damn sexy
b) very loud
c) uncontrolably unstable
d) all of the above
Most likely, once you have reached this stage, the enjoyment lasts only until you become in contact with someone that you saw/attempted to speak to that night.

To be completely drunk

the awful churn of your face (and stomach) when you walk into a bathroom stall of a crowded bathroom right after the stall user before you's lunch was from an undercooked chinese place...
-or the look on your face after realizing the Chinese food was undercooked, and now passing its way down your esophogus :)

so drunk that your head spins in a million directions and often causes the urge to take off clothing and screw till there is no tommorow

Drunk off your ass, can't walk, can't talk, or passed out