Define The Spooner Meaning

The Spooner
when you pop out your girlfriends glass eye with a rusty spoon and fuck her scull through her eye socket

dont lip off to me bitch or i"ll give you that spooner!!!
By Fanny
Spoonerism
Transposing the letters of two words to form new ones.

Usually done when you are talking faster than your brain can keep up with.

An unfortunate spoonerism:

The gymnasts displayed some cunning stunts.
By Billi
Spoonerism
A word or phrase created by swapping the initial letters (or first consonant sounds) of two words or syllables to get a new word word or phrase. The spelling doesn't have to be correct, only the pronounciation is important. The term "spoonerism" was named after Reverend W.A. Spooner (1844-1930).

Not to be confused with anagrams, palindromes, and other word games.

- "Peas and carrots" is a spoonerism of "keys and parrots"
- "tea bags" becomes "bee tags"
- "trail mix" becomes "mail tricks"
- "Save the whales" becomes "wave the sails"
- "forearm" becomes "oar farm"
By Charlot
Spoonerism
the transposition of initial or other sounds of words, usually by accident

Best done by artist Bruce Nauman in his light installation

Spoonerism:
"Run from Fear, Fun From Rear"
By Kissie
Spoonerism
When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.

Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!
By Amalea
Spoonerism
A humourous phrase where the first letters of 2 parts are reversed. Named after Rev. Spooner.

"This way Madam, and I'll sew you to your sheets" (= show you to your seats).
By Georgianne
The Spooner
When you and your girl are spooning, and you just yank down her pants and start banging from the spooning position.

last night my girl wanted to just snuggle before bed. I said f**k that and gave her the spooner.
By Beverlie
Spoonerism
Transposing inappropriate begginnings on two different words.

Jordan made the ultimate spoonerism today when he said, "They were ligging the erections."
By Clarice
Spooner
one who "spoons" (lay very close together, the way spoons do in a drawer) another of the same sex

By Hildegaard
Spoonerism
- the unintentional transportation of sounds or of parts of words in speaking

"half-warmed fish"
for
"half-formed wish"
By Adriaens