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The Wizard
Farting into your hand, then throwing it at someone with a wizardly gesture.

"Oh man, someone just pulled a wizard on me!"

The Wizard: Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Fart!
By Peggi
The Wizard
1)One who makes no sense
2)One who has a habit of using words they don't know/made-up
3)Wizard-Like person

Little Kid: Uhmm I don't understand this...
The Wizard: WTF?! Mulch! You sound like mulch! Excuse my persnicketyness, but you never listen to me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Everything sounds shrookish, and needs to be fixed!
By Letti
Wizard
A 30+ year old virgin.

James became 30 on February 2nd, 2012 and was still a virgin. He was now a wizard, and so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.
By Millie
Wizard
A 30 year old virgin

Man that dude is a total wizard
By Jillian
Wizard On
What all good wizards say at the end of a smashing quidditch game after catching the snitch to gain those vital 150 points.

Good Job Schubes on catching the snitch- Wizard on!
By Stevana
Wizarded
wiz-er-did (adj.) the state of being profoundly stoned while listening to doom metal, esp. Electric Wizard, usually solitary, but occasionally in groups of two or three.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"I just got some hydro so I'm going to stay home and get totally wizarded."

By Vinny
The Wizard
A drinking game in the which the goal is to make a staff using cheap beer. Using duct tape to put it together, the winner of the game will be the first to make a staff taller than himself.

Nick: "Let's go play The Wizard, Garrett!"
Garrett: "K, let's go pick up a few 12 packs of Coors Light at Eazy Freezy!"
By Nollie
Wizard
A Spellcaster that learned their Magic, has access to many spells. A Wizard is also considered a Mage and a Zauberer.

Blackpowder learned his magic at a school, thus, he is a wizard.
By Riane
Wizardous
a word which describes something surreal or magical

that girl looks wizardous
By Camala
The Wizard
To receive a hand job while your partner is wearing "The Nintendo Power Glove" made popular from the 1989 movie "The Wizard"

She gave me The Wizard last night.
By Loren