Define Top Bunk Meaning

Top Bunk
finally past sobriety and into the world of drunks.

inebriated

It is usually used while chilling in a dorm room or other small abode where there are bunk beds

wow that girl is really top bunk; Brianne is so Top Bunk
By Romy
Top Bunked
The act of placing another person (or inmate) on the top bunk of a bunk bed, then proceeding to violently eat his ass.

“Bro didn’t you hear? Ricky got top bunked.”
By Cathie
Top Bunk
Something that is more than average; better than normal. May connotate exceptional quality, although more than standard fare is sufficient.

Dude--that food is top bunk!
By Giana
Top-bunk
(verb)- To hook up with a person in the top bunk of a bunk bed. Can be modified into a double-bunk if there is another couple hooking up on the bottom bunk.

Typically occurs in a college dorm setting.

Can be abbreviated "TB"

Did you hear? Mark top-bunked that girl he was dancing with at the party last night!

No way! Please tell me.. was Steve was there too?

Yep. It was a classic double-bunk.
By Amabel
Top Bunk

Person 1: "Yo, you here about that kid who top bunked it at ski camp?"
Person 2 "Yeah man, that is just gross! I hope he washed his hand after"
By Meris
Top Bunk
The act where a male assumes the top position during the sexual act of 69ing, opposed to the usual bottom position where the female is on top. This can be also referred to as “calling top bunk”, and “top bunking” if used as a verb.

She wanted to 69, but she is bigger than me and would crush my face, so I called top bunk.
By Isabelita
Top Bunked
When you’re fucking on the top of a bunk bed and fall through onto the bottom.

I was fucking a fat bitch and top bunked onto my roommate last night.
By Denise
Junk In The Top Bunk
antonym of junk in the trunk; a female (or male) who is abnormally heavy in their bubbie region.

Joe: Dude do you see that girl over there.
Mark: Yeah she got alot of junk in the top bunk.
Steve: Hey thats my sister!
By Berte
Junk In The Top Bunk
Noun: in mammals, the property of having conspicuously large or exaggerated mammary glands and tissue.

If I had just a little more junk in the top bunk, I could totally run this town.
By Lory