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Townsend
Somerset slang.
The opposite of a millward.
A true hero.

"Wow, 18 pints of rough cider! He's some sort of Townsend!"
By Ruthe
Townsend
A Townsend is typically a social pariah, with no self respect or decency. They usually have a tendency to steal and lie to anybody they ever meet, They are also of an extremely low intelligence including self esteem which is probably from the parents pushing them to be the "don" as a small child, when in reality a Townsend just cant. To summarise a person who is a Townsend is a complete goon who is literally to stupid to ever function in day to day life.

Person 1: That dude has no dignity what so ever
Person 2: True, he's such a townsend!
By Muffin
Townsend
Is a very good looking guy he acts like he's not good enough.He is very kind , sometimes shy and very loving and caring.He loves Tacos and all food. He's very smart guy.He is a good athlete with a lot of friends . He enjoys hanging out with them especially his Mexican friends. If you have a Townsend in your life you are very lucky

Townsend is very nice
By Marleah
Townsend
To vomit very early in an evening out

"She went out for anall night sesiion but Townsended on his shoes at just 8 o'clock."
By Vanessa
Townsend
A person, typically someone older, that loves a sports team that hasn’t been relevant for years but still thinks they are the best team of all time.

God there goes Townsend again with the redwings. He keeps talking about how good they WERE. Ugh. Let’s leave.
By Cacilia
Townsend
In Guelph the Townsend's and the Trento's are good friends they bail each other out of jail and share same cell sometimes Townsend's steal cars and usually do alott of drugs and are very smart they have the ability to escape from jail.

Hey Townsend how do you escape from jail?
By Veronica
Townsend
v. to leave a hangout spot at approximately 11:00 pm to "study"...also to leave friends when the mood becomes uncomfortable, sexual, or tense.

n. any male not interested in the female sex

v. to have a large obsession with Chuck Norris and Tom Selleck

Dude, way to townsend out on us last night during the movie...

Dude, he doesnt think she is hott, he must be a townsend!

By Ariadne
Townsend
A real bullshitter. Takes no shame in being caught out and likes to make up the most pointless of lies.

"This guy at the pub tried to tell me he downed a litre of vodka to impress a woman, he was a real townsend!"
By Catina
Ava Townsend
A tik tok thot likes by many boys however a boy with a large dick who is her friend named Millen finds her very lesbian at times and sees right through her to her mum, Debbie Townsend, who he gets huge boners for. Ava Townsend has a ex named Lucas Walker and sucks off her other dutch Mexican friend, Maarten. If you ever meet her you should know she has 50 layers of makeup on and one lair of plain Mexican Sperm.

Ava Townsend: Let me suck your fat large dick
Maarten: Sure ting
Millen: Just clean up when you're done guys...
Maarten: After this ima go gay and fuck one of ur friends Millen
Millen: I know where my dads gun is
Maarten: k...i wont do anything I swear
Ava: let me suck ur cock now
Maarten: Lets start bby ;)
Millen: I have free v bucks
*Maarten leaves slapping Ava on the face with his wet cock*
Ava ends up in situations where she is constantly dumped after getting fucked.
By Annissa
Devin Townsend
Lead singer of Strapping Young Lad. Also sings really fucking hard.

Devin Townsend once sang so hard he blacked out and shit his pants.
By Wren