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Maarten
The name comes from latin: king of lightning.
transferred into modern english it basicly meens a guy who is strong, brave, sporty, nice, fit and many more

People look up to a Maarten since they are very good in football / soccer, they tend to excell in many other physical sports too.

Many girls would like him because a Maarten has an athletes body, meaning six pack and tight muscles.

Thanks, im nearly as good as that guy called Maarten
By Angelita
Maarten
The highest rank in gaming you can achieve. If you are a real Maarten, you are an expert in Call Of Duty 4 and you love to read Tom Clansey books. A Maarten is also an expert at building LEGO-structures and in a drunk mood he screams: MWOATEH MWOATEH is the best!!


Did you build that LEGO Castle
Yes, I'm proud I'm such a Maarten.

Did you just kill him with a headshot :O!
Yes, that was a uber ownage pro lol Maarten shot.
By Minette
Maarten
The most handsome and sweetest human to exist. When you think you`re worthless and unlovable, a Maarten can change that. Make sure to hold onto him for as long as you can as you won`t mean anybody who is even close to his level of perfection ever again.

Person 1: Woah what`s that coming down from the clouds?
Person 2: Oh that`s our favourite god, maarten.
By Marielle
Maarten
A bloke who is never around when you need him. Or otherwise.

A guy who is about as easy to locate as the Holy Grail.

Kerstin: Where is Maarten?
Lisa: I don't know, sorry.

Ten minutes later:

Chelsea: Where is Maarten?
Lisa: I don't know.

Ten minutes later:
Millie: Where is...
Lisa: I DON'T KNOW!

Ten minutes later:
Brad: Hey, have you seen...

*Brad stops talking on account of being shot in the head*
By Kath
Maarten
The smelliest motherucker out there with an annoying voice, a big nose and no sense of humour. He will shout at everyone because he has no friends and will probably die alone.

What's that smell?

Oh that's Maarten
By Mercie
Maarten
He is god on earth. You can't really doubt him. If he is in the room you will feel his presence. (girl will be aroused instantly and men will be overflowed with jealousy ) Its oke If you want to be like him because if Maarten could be someone he would like to be Maarten too!

If you come across a Maarten make sure to pay up to get in the only heaven that exists (only excepts PayPal and cash)

Girl: hey is it just me or is my p*ssy getting wet?
Other girl: no, I just saw Maarten enter the room!
By Abigail
St. Maarten
A "friendly island" in the Caribbean sea that is 1 part of a whole. It's the dutch side of the split island. It is part of the Netherlands Antilles, along with Curacao,Bonaire, St. Eustatius, and Saba. English and dutch are the official languages.

Oh sweet St. Maarten land
So bright by beach and strand
With sailors on the sea and harbors free
Where the chains of mountains green
Variously in sunlight sheen
By Emmey
Pulling A Maarten
Being absent without letting friends know

A friend, let's call him Maarten, and you decide to meet up for a spliff. You're at the meeting point, the spliff ir rolled, litten and abut to be inhaled. Maarten is late.... an hour late.... a few hours late. You have tried calling him several times but nobody answers. After 12984723894 hours, you get a text from Maarten claiming he is sick and is not coming today (which was pretty obvious by then anyways). This is 'pulling a maarten' and the lesson is that when you are sick, you are not able to call people to let them know in time!!!
By Sibley
Maarten
A Maarten is a boy who is probably smart,sweet,caring,funny,brave,nice and also attractive or hot asf.

He can be an arrogant jerk, an idiot or an asshole but if you get know him very well.

He can make you smile and feel like your world revolves around him.

Anyone can agree that he makes an absolute perfect boyfriend and a caring friend.

He also have a sense of dark humor.

A maarten will always or sometimes be there for you if youre feeling sad

(it depends on if they are busy or not).
Many girls would like him because a Maarten is attractive or hot asf.

Friend 1: Hey, I need to talk to u about that one boy i met earlier. He is an idiot but he was also attractive for some reason.

Friend 2: Ohh i see, whats his name?

Friend 1: His name is Maarten.

Friend 2: Ofc hes a Maarten. They literally attractive asf for somehow and i dont know why.
By Queenie
Maarten
A Maarten is the highest rank in gaming

ans he has the biggest Dick in the world

Oh I am Level 100 i am such a Maarten

Thats a Maarten Dick
By Lyn