Customer- "Where would i find the Tuna Fish?"
Grocer Cedric- "The chicken of
the sea is located in aisle 11. I would also recommend Turkey of the sea, also."
Customer- "What is
the Turkey of the sea?"
Grocer Cedric- "It's your mom. Ha, no, im kidding. Theres no such thing as the Turkey of the sea"
Customer- "You are a comic"