The name used to describe when a younger lonely man who chases after older married women with children to fill the hole in his life from having his own mommy-issues in an attempt to break up an otherwise happy family. One who tries to make the mother turn away from her stable home and turn the rest of her family upside down
The name used to describe a younger lonely man who chases after older married women with children to fill the hole in his life from having his own mommy-issues in an attempt to break up an otherwise happy family. One who tries to make the mother turn away from her stable home and turn the rest of her family upside down.
To be the biggest, strongest, fastest kid in your school at the age of 12 but then not grow another inch or gain another ounce of athletic ability thru the rest of your young adulthood.
Cheerleader: Who is that 5th grader on the sidelines of the Varsity football game?
Other Cheerleader: Oh girl, that's Turner. He has a bad case of Turnbuckle Syndrome. Poor bastard hasn't grown an inch or gained an ounce of athletic ability since the 5th grade.
Cheerleader: Awww, poor little guy...
While having intercourse in the vagina the man pulls out ejaculates onto his own penis then gets up on the nightstand or headboard and tries to penetrate the anus of partner by jumping penis first
A sexual act where a woman lays on a turning bed while the man stands at the edge slapping her in the face with his penis on each rotation until he reaches climax. Also known as the CincinnatiCarousel.
The act of a gentleman placing his testicles above the waistband and pulling up his shirt, showing his Texas Turnbuckle.
Jack asked β Hey buddy how are you holding up those drawers?β Dylan was ready and had his balls in position above the waistband and slowly lifted his shirt, βThe Texas Turnbuckle is holding these pants up.β
By Janie
Louisiana Turnbuckle
Louisiana Turnbuckle
When a woman wears tight panties and her wet pussy lips hang out over the sides looking as damp as the Bayou.
Man, I got her home last night and noticed her Louisiana Turnbuckle. Damn thing was so bad it looked like a crawfish was climbing out of there.