Define Twat Waffle Meaning

Twat Waffle
a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.

Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.
By Nicoli
Twat Waffle
someone who is so amazingly annoying that we had to make up a new word to desrcibe them

dan cohen is the biggest fucking twat waffle ive ever seen, so i bitch slapped that ho
By Shaylyn
Twat Waffle
A meaningless insult; can be used to refer to anyone or anything that you dislike

You stank twat waffle.
By Kathrine
Twat Waffle
a derogatory term used to describe any nasty person, especially someone of sorted character.

Christina is certainly a twat waffle. She has the worst disposition and constantly uses people.
By Cynde
Twat Waffle
1. A foolish, inept, or unattractive person. 2. Someone who you find in extreme annoyance.

President Bush is such a twat waffle.
By Sarah
Twat Waffle
a useless human being. (non gender specific) the kids are saying this nowadays instead of douche bag.

Jeremy, stop being such a twat waffle.
By Bree
Twat Waffle
Term of derision, along the lines of douche bag. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.

"Listen twat waffle, I'm gonna kick your teeth in." - unfriendly
"Yo twat waffle, come grab a beer." - friendly
By Phyllida
Twat Waffle
two great things i love to eat, thrown together in a lustful, gluttenous sin fest....with maple syrup on top.


By Agnese
Twat Waffle
what your mom has

I like syrup on my twat waffle.
By Datha
Twat Waffle
a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse

Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”
By Marie-Ann