Define U-hauling Meaning

U-hauling
the speedy act of moving in together after a brief courtship between lesbians.

Liz and Jess are totally u-hauling their relationship after only three weeks.
By Minnie
U-haul
A word used to describe lesbians who move very quickly toward commitment. Derived from the joke: What do lesbians bring to a second date? A: a U-haul.

Jennifer and Melissa are the classic U-haul couple; they moved in together after only knowing each other a month!
By Devinne
U-Haul
The nuclear option for breaking up with a live-in significant other. Take the day off and move all of their stuff out into the truck while they are at work and change the locks for the domicile. The β€œdirty bomb” variant is to pack a trailer instead of a truck and push it down a hill.

Bitch never did the dishes so I took a sick day and U-Hauled her.
By Daffi
U-haul
n. A word used to describe a large group of lesbians, similar to a herd of cattle or a school of fish. Derived from the joke: What do lesbians do on a second date? A: Rent a U-haul.

I was walking around the mall the other day when I was blindsided by a U-haul of lesbians. I followed them to Home Depot, though, and got some excellent home improvement tips.
By Isa
Mexican U-haul
The art of trying to insert ones head into the anus of your partner during intercourse.

Yo Jim, I just did a mexican U-haul on that chick and now my face smells like tacos!
By Noni
U-Haul Lesbian
A U-Haul lesbian is a LGBTQ+ (specifically lesbian) term for a lesbian who gets attached very quickly. The joke that goes along with this term is β€œWhat does a lesbian bring on the second date? A U-Haul.” Because they get so attached that they bring a moving truck to move in immediately with their significant other.

I went on a date with a U-Haul lesbian. She annoyed me so much that I won’t go on a second date.
By Madonna
U-Haul Syndrome
A terrible affliction that affects lesbians. Also known as the "urge to merge," U-Haul Syndrome refers to the freakish desire of lesbians to move in together after dating for an extremely short amount of time.

Luke: Yo Cam, where's your roommate?
Cam: Oh, Anna, she moved in with her lesbian lover.
Luke: They've been together three weeks.
Cam: Oh, I know: U-Haul Syndrome. Big time.
By Brianne
Golden U-haul
The equivalent to a sugar mamma in the lesbian community. The reference to u-haul, as applied to lesbian slang, is already defined in this dictionary.

In a conversation between two lesbians, Lindsay would say, "I don't think Rosie O'Donnell is that attractive." Kim responds, "I don't either, but I'd date her because I'm broke and she's a golden u-haul."
By Anita
U-hauls
Noun.

Male underwear, specifically boxers or Y-fronts.

Roast Beef: "I ain't gonna fire up my U-Hauls just to carry my junk six feet!"
By Isadora
Mexican U-haul
a really shitty, old pickup truck that has random junk piled at least three feet over the cab, so as to make the shape of a U-Haul truck.

By Ethelind