The struggle of having one breast larger than the other. Some people get it bad. Bras are like having
one boob that is a turtle in a shell that's too big for it, and the other boob is a
hermit crab that had outgrown his shell.
VS employee: we will take your measurements to get you the
perfect bra.
person with uneven boobs:
OH SURE RIGHT OK YA
YOU DO THAT.