Define Vald Meaning

Vald
The opposite of vuzzy. A term used to describe a female's completely shaven pubic area.

If you're sending pictures to your boyfriend, you may want to go vald.
By Daisie
Valde
Valde is a one of a kind guy who will be your forever. He’s super kind-hearted and it sometimes leads to him being oblivious to certain things. But ultimately he is always there for anyone he loves. He’s so handsome and all the girls are always chasing after him jealous of the one girl he chooses to stay with. He’s bright and knows how to chase after his goals without completely leaving those who are staying behind him. He’s super attractive and will always be the best in the bedroom. He’s a big in every way, *wink*... always there for you and always ready to be there to help.

Damn look at valde, he’s lookin fine in that new flannel!
By Nydia
Vald
(verb) Dense, unreadable, usually from sloppy writing or editing or abuse of punctuation marks.

(origin: Fark.com thread 6926612, user drsewell.

Original usage: "It,s sad, when, a vald point, is lost, I the, commas,.")

"I tried to read the article the professor assigned, but it was totally vald. I couldn't get through the second sentence. Don't they use editors at Forbes.com?"
By Melly
Oscar Valdes

Oscar Valdes is getting investigated
By Sharleen
Marc Valdes
1. To Barf.

2. Person that is a baller and pulls a lot of tail.

3. Person that looks like the character Barf from Spaceballs.


Man I'm such a loser, I wish I could be more like Marc Valdes.
By Dee
Alexandrea Valde
The thiccest bitch to have ever lived.

By Kirstyn
Carlos Valdes
Is a really hot guy mostly known for The Flash as Cisco, where he plays a super hot , cute and smart nerd who loves to give villains names

Ohh btw THIS GUY CAN SING , and ohhh boiiiii he knows what his doing ..

Me: OmG The Flash is starting I have to watch it

* also me:* only focusing on Cisco (Carlos Valdes) and don't even care what is happening to Barry(aka Flash)
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By Jinny
Ivan Valdes

By Kellie
Dirty Valdes
A profane sexual act in which someone inserts their much larger than average sized head into another person's anus.

The coroner concluded that the cause of death was a Dirty Valdes.
By Latrina