Ugh why won't my computer work? I'm so verged right now.
By Waly
Verged
verged: (slang) Typically referring to a computer so poorly constructed that it barely functions or does not function at all. Can also refer to other electronics projects requiring, either partial or complete, assembly or construction on the part of the end user where the final product is very poorly constructed and of questionable quality with the fault being the user who built it and not the quality of the components used.
When assembling your computer, be careful not to verge it.
I was OCing my cpu and increased the voltage to 1.550 and now it won't boot. I think I verged it.
By Laure
The Verge
A South African teen fap-material television show which masquerades as a gaming news, preview and review show.
A typical episode will include videos pulled from Youtube, which everybody has likely already seen, reviews done by people who have never even played games before, texts that looks as if they were written by five year olds running across the bottom of the screen and presenters dressed up like typical attention whores.
Aside from insulting any viewer's intelligence, the show has also been known to insult its audience by sending models who have never touched any games in their lives to cover gaming expos at which they insult the attendees by casting assumptions as to their sexual orientation and likening them to Uruk'Hai.
'Hey my brudda, did you see the review for Amalur on dat show The Verge last night?'
'Dey review gamezzz? I thought it was a show about hot gurlzzz.'
Je suis l'homme avec le plus grand verge du monde!
By Clarinda
Verg
Verg: to be very, to be a dog, to be a very dog, to be sad, to express sympathy for someone who is bitching about their day when you are still feeling like responding in a sincere fashion before the horrible cynicism of the interweb takes hold. Can also be used as "Sup verg?" meaning something along the lines of "What's up dude?" but with a silly little interweb twist. Various other definitions as well.
"im is verg dog"
"my naem si billy. asl plz"
"12 dog lol"
"sex plz"
*hours of pwn later*
"i leid. i wuznt 12"
"u mean i wasnt pedohphiling!?"
//me linkin parks *shoots self in head*
"lol linkin park sux lol"
Originally came from Xenon at The Friend Society. Has since been lost forever.
"sup verg?" "nm you?" "yeah same... this place is verg lame."
