an individual who specializes in
healing people's wardrobes by surgically removing poor fashion
choices and replacing offending items with more flattering/appropriate
attire
Look, it's Cher! She desperately needs help. Please call the wardrobe therapist
pronto.
After years of flushing money down the toilet at her
shrink's office,
schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.