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Define Wash The Dishes Meaning

Washing The Dishes
Slang for beatin' ya' wang.

Equivalent to "beat your meat," "choking the chicken," and, "slapboxing your little homie."

Mom: "Little Jimmy, time for dinner."

Little Jimmy whilst aggressively pounding his schmeat: "One second mom, I'm busy washing the dishes."

Mom: "Oh, okay..wait, how are you washing the dishes in your room?"
By Corrinne
Wash The Dishes
masterbate.

"Hey dude, i'll call you back, I have to "wash the dishes".
By Kessiah
Washing The Dishes
The act of fisting analy and vaginaly at the same time alternating each fist like a pumping action.

He was fisting both holes like he was washing the dishes
By Lorri
Wash A Dish
To stop doing something, suddenly and without thinking. The purpose of which is to distract ones self from the current happening.

Girlfriend: Hey, hunney. Why did you take so long at the office last night?
Boyfriend: I, was.......you know, talking with bob.
Girlfriend: Bob was here last night looking for you.
Boyfriend: You know what, go wash a dish!
By Cori
Washing The Dishes
When a woman masterbates

Oh, I just got done washing the dishes.
By Hanna
Washing Dishes
Originating in New Orleans, it refers to when gang members switch their license plates in order to hide from the cops.

yo, 5.0 on my home we gotta start washing dishes
By Aarika
Wash Dishes
Wash the dishes, wipe down the countertop, stovetop and clean the sink after you’re done.

*sweeping/ cleaning the floor may also be included depending on the situation*

Ya ma: “wash these dishes”
You: *washes dishes*
Ya ma: “didn’t I tell you to wash dishes?! That means clean the whole kitchen! Why the counter still dirty?”
By Albina
Washing Dishes
When you’re feeling up a girl with a small/flat booty it feels like washing dishes

Girl 1: My boyfriend is the best, he gives me butt massages all the time even though I know it feels like washing dishes lol
Girl 2: guys like that be winning for real
By Veriee
Washing Dishes
When you’re feeling up a girl with a small/flat booty and you can feel her bones

“Hey baby can you give me a butt massage?” “Alright, even though you’re so flat it’s like washing dishes” “love you bb”
By Margit
Wash Dem Dishes
A term made by President Nick Atkinson meaning clean your vagina

Tyler:Aye You See That Girl..I Ate Her Out
The Prez:You I Heard She Dont Wash Dem Dishes
By Jesselyn