Define Wet Fish Meaning

A fish that is wet and used for slapping people around the face.

Can be used to explain just HOW angry you are at someone

Take a paper napkin, roll it up, dip it in water and hit someone in the face with it!!

A slimy, very weak and non-committal handshake.

The act of taking a shower and then jumping in your buddies bed butt necked without drying off. Can be preformed at family campouts, church camps, sleep overs, band camp, etc.

Cumming on your hand and slapping someone around the face.

This is someone who always agrees to do things with his mates but is then a let down or a flop

When all of a sudden you realize something terrible has happened to you, it feels like being slapped in the face with a wet fish. In instances where you gain this insight right after waking up, you have obviously 'slept with a wet fish' only to realize what a fool you've been after you wake up.

when a male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his bitch in the face, in which cum is spread about her face.

gutted like a soggy fish
when one is very upset and feels they have been torn apart or gutted like a wet or soggy fish is.

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