1. n. "wOb-uh-fhet" sing. & pl.: A hairless, blue pokemon found in the wild. Has two long
bendable arms that hang and protrude from the sides of his head and a
black tail with two eyes. Normally, wobbuffet retreats in dark areas to keep its' tail hidden from illumination derived from a source of light.
2. n. singular: A blue
blobby pokemon who strives to appease its' owner by acts of selflessness yet always results in an unintended fiasco.
"
Wobbuffet, you lost the
badges!?!? You were supposed to guard them not pick friggin'
cherries!"