the act of making a hilliarious joke, coinciding with the injestion of a beverage or food one in your vicinity, causing them to laugh, and make said beverage or food come out their nose, as well as making them yell 'you bastard'
1: "theres some chinese food comin out your nose bro"
"yeah, i got you bastarded"
2: "*milk shoots out nose* you bastard!"
"hahaa, i you bastarded you"
By Perry
Cope You Bastard
1) what to yell at a computer screen during those espescially trying times of server rejiggery.
2) none-too-witty-but-nonetheless-very-relevant answer to exponents of the gender factualitythesis
this issue of rijiggery don't impress me much want i want from you is for you to cope you bastard
By Janeczka
Happy Holidays You Bastards
An act of defiance, to not come home for christmas because of ongoing conflict with your family. This conflict can be past or present.
(Incoming call from your brother back home)...Gabe you should really come back home with the family for the holidays this year.
"Cigarettes have finally killed me. Like they killed my father, my father's father, my mother's father, my mother and her father. I just can't seem to give the damn things up. I love them! Sweet...smoky...cigarettes.
*sigh* You Delicious Bastard!"
By Emlynn
Oh,my God!You Killed Kenny!You Bastard!
Stan and Kyle use to say this when Kenny gets killed..not so often after season 5,they kinda realise that it happens all the times..
