v. trans. (pronounced: zice); def: to screw up; to fail epically in scope (see: epic fail);
When Ben lost the Halomatch against several n00bs, he really zeised it.
By Shina
Zei
a nickname used for a pretty, serious, open-minded, elegant girl. they're so attractive and indeed popular. all of the guys & girls wants to be with her. they seem cold and unapproachable at the first sight, but they have a kind heart.
guy 1: SSHH DUDE, ZEI IS COMING.
zei: hi ..!
guy 2: ohhahehwhwhqhsa hiiiii
guy 1: *faints*
By Shari
Zei Kirin
One who loves furries and has lots of smoo smoo with them. Also one who has a large obession with the male phalacies.
Person 1: Hey Zei Kirin, how are you doing today.
Zei Kirin: I am doing cocktaflicious. Would you like to stick a pencil up my anus please.
Person 1: You are a very weird person.
Zei Kirin: COOOOCCCCCK! COOOOCCCCKKKK!
By Aeriel
Zei Kirin
A person obsessed with tentacles and the usage of tentacles, especially in the anal oriface.
One who is overwhelmingly obsessed with male genitals and severe masturbation; serving as an ode to extreme homosexuality; dreams of Arnold Schwatzenegger naked, chained to a bed, dressed in leather, with a fetish for cheese.
The act of having a large object (chair leg, umbrella) forcibly inserted into one's anus without lubrication. Derived from "ZeiKir", people ask "Do you want Zei Kirin' tonight?"