Define Zey Meaning

Zey
Being a Zey is being so charismatic and attractive that people can’t take their eyes off you.

Ex: Last day I saw Rihanna and she was so Zey!!
By Wynn
Zeyed

Hey, do you want to get zeyed later?
By Rhiamon
Zeis
v. trans. (pronounced: zice); def: to screw up; to fail epically in scope (see: epic fail);

When Ben lost the Halo match against several n00bs, he really zeised it.

By Shina
Zei
a nickname used for a pretty, serious, open-minded, elegant girl. they're so attractive and indeed popular. all of the guys & girls wants to be with her. they seem cold and unapproachable at the first sight, but they have a kind heart.

guy 1: SSHH DUDE, ZEI IS COMING.
zei: hi ..!
guy 2: ohhahehwhwhqhsa hiiiii

guy 1: *faints*
By Shari
Zei Kirin
One who loves furries and has lots of smoo smoo with them. Also one who has a large obession with the male phalacies.

Person 1: Hey Zei Kirin, how are you doing today.
Zei Kirin: I am doing cocktaflicious. Would you like to stick a pencil up my anus please.
Person 1: You are a very weird person.
Zei Kirin: COOOOCCCCCK! COOOOCCCCKKKK!
By Aeriel
Zei Kirin
A person obsessed with tentacles and the usage of tentacles, especially in the anal oriface.

That guy is a regular zei kirin, I've never seen so much tentacle rape hentai on one hard drive before!
By Hester
Zei Kirin
One who is overwhelmingly obsessed with male genitals and severe masturbation; serving as an ode to extreme homosexuality; dreams of Arnold Schwatzenegger naked, chained to a bed, dressed in leather, with a fetish for cheese.

You're such a Zei Kirin.
Stop Zei Kirin'ing around, foo.
By Jami
Zei Kirin
The act of having a large object (chair leg, umbrella) forcibly inserted into one's anus without lubrication. Derived from "Zei Kir", people ask "Do you want Zei Kirin' tonight?"

By Cynthea
Zei Kirin
Very awesome dude. Really.

The man above is LYING.

Hey, Zei Kirin, can I borrows some money?
Sure, friend, how about a billion dolla!?
By Adah
Zey Are In Ze Attic
an expression of a nazi when they find a jew in the atic

Wir müssen den Juden dort oben auf dem Dachboden finden (zey are in ze attic)
By Jacquenette