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Define Zoinked Meaning

Zoinked
When your so fucking high that you wonder why buildings are called buildings when there already built and wondering why apparetments are called apartments when there not appart

Im so fucking zoinked right now bro
By Myrtle
Zoinked
To be extremely fucked up on pills and/or peelz

GOD! I got a prescription for 75 tabs oh 10mg Percocets, I'M GETTING SO ZOINKED TONGIHT!
By Robbin
Zoinked
Tired, sleep. came from "zapped"

Man, I am zoinked. I ran 6 miles at practice
By Lavinia
Zoinked
f'd up, inebriated or under the influence of a substance, most likely pills.

that bitch is zoinked on vicadin!!
By Jilly
Zoinked
That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.

Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked
By Libbi
Zoinking
A term used by Lord Shaggy before destroying entire worlds

Shaggy: Zoinking
Entire world: Implodes
By Jeni
Zoinks
An exclamative. Made popular by the character Shaggy on the television show Scooby Doo. Often used by itself to express fright, panic or fear.

"Zoinks!"
By Susan
Zoinked
To be HIIIIGHHH AFFFF

Yo bro im so zoinked i don't even know if i can do all that right now
By Hali
Zoinking
The act of ejaculating on someones dvd copy of either of the two Scooby Doo Movies and then screaming zoinks at the top of your lungs.

Shaggy was beating off a nutt in the mystery machine right onto a dvd copy of Scooby Doo 2 : Monsters Unleashed.
The rest of the gang could hear zoinks being screamed from inside the house.
Therefor Shaggy was Zoinking.
By Filia
Zoinks
Exclamation. Usually from surprise or delight.

Shaggy: "Zoinks Scoob, we are out of Scooby Snacks!"
By Bethany