Define Zonk Meaning

Unofficial army command. Typically used during PT (physical training) formations during extremely shitty weather as a way of dismissing a unit from duty. After the command of “Zonk!!” is given the entire unit runs off screaming and shouting to their barracks rooms or cars.

(military): An unofficial military command of scatter.

A game of chance using five dice. You roll all five together, and ones are worth 100, fives are worth 50, triples are worth 100 times their face value, and 5-of-a-kind is worth 1000 times its face value. The object of the game is to accumulate as many points as you can before "zonking out", which means rolling a hand of 0.

the act of, when someone is asleep, putting both hands together like you would when pretending to have a gun, and thrusting them up between the anus and penis/vagina

to place your hands into the prayer position, then thrusting them up an unsuspecting person's anus.

to use the nose guard in Super Tecmo Bowl to immediately sack the quarterback upon snapping the ball. Only allowed to be accomplished once every four downs.

something you say to annoy the fuck out of everyone you talk to

The noise emitted when blowing one nose.

To Zonk, is to move quickly, similar to zoom.
The derivative of Zonked and Zonking.