Define 4g Meaning

4G
What happens (hopefully) after a double date.

Four people having sex at the same time.

4G rhymes with orgy.
By Desiree
4G
A retarded title for a simple 3G network fabricated by Sprint to entice uneducated buyers into thinking that there's actually a 4G network when in reality, it's the same fucking thing as every other 3G network. Way to be total douches, Sprint.

Carl: "Hey, check out my new Sprint HTC with 4G! Isn't it sweet how it can surf the web?"

Jane: "Oh neat! So can every other 3G phone you dumbass."

God: "Yeah, Carl, 4G is just a pitiful marketing ploy created by Sprint because they're total douches. Now I smite thee!"
By Gretal
4gs

4gs do it rite this time
By Brittney
4G
abbreviated way to say, "get in, get on, get off, get out"
which is a quick sexual event. a person arrives, has quick sex, and leaves.

guy 1: what happened to you and jane last night?
guy 2: just alittle 4G.
By Kary
4G
when four people enjoy an orgasim at the same time, the equivalent of sneezing 32 times

You shiould have been there. Jeff, Craig, Emily, and I had an amazing 4G this weekend.
By Eudora
4G
The act of having sexual intercourse with 4 other women at once

Gay fish 1: Hey didn`t corge gloony have 4G last night?!?!

Gay fish 2: Yeah i heard he boned eva johansen, scarlet mendes, jessica swift, and taylor alba

Gay fish 1: haha what a playboy
By Shanon
4G Orgy
When you're chilling with a group of friends and everyone is currently occupied by their phones

I was chilling with my bros when everyone pulled out their phones. No one was saying anything so I pulled mine out and followed suit we just had a 4G Orgy
By Guglielma
4G Orgy
When one has multiple phone-sex conversations going on simultaneously.

I called Britney, Diane, and Heather at once and we had a 4G Orgy.
By Elfie
4G Orgy
when a group of people (usually guys) sit around and compare cell phone features and are oblivious to anything else going on around them.

Dan, Will, and Todd were having a 4G orgy last night when they brought out their new phones.
By Charissa
4G Dictatorship
When a political leader unquestionably becomes the country’s ruler, with full support from fellow key party members, who in turn expect to be promoted to executive positions for not opposing his undemocratic appointment.

Chairman Xi is the poster boy for 4G dictatorship, who had cracked down on those who criticized his strategy of wiping out “home-grown corruption,” and expelled foreign forces that try to promote social filth or undesirable values among the younger population.
By Stormi