Define A Garfield Meaning

A Garfield
Another way of saying a big thick (fat) pussy.

Alex: Dayumm meng she got a garfield !
By Alejandra
Garfielding
When a couple makes slopping/popping noises while kissing, the sound is comparable to Garfield The Cat eating lasagna.

Gabe and Devin were totally garfielding earlier.
By Cate
Garfieldism
A religion that was inadvertently created by Garfield that promotes doing nothing all day.

He won't get off the couch because he is a follower of garfieldism.
By Anica
Garfield
1) 20th President of the United States. Was killed early into his term by Charles Giteau, whom Garfield had previously denied a job.

2) Comic book strip written by Jim Davis. The main character of the book is a large cat named Garfield, who is lazy and loves to eat.

1) Garfield was one of the seven Presidents born in Ohio.

2) Garfield smacked the spider with a newspaper.
By Magdalene
Garfield
The coolest cartoon cat to date. Garfield was created by Jim Davis and highly succesful.

Garfield is well known for eating entirely too much, sleeping his little life away, and kicking his dog friend Odie off the table.

Extremely amusing for all generations.

The people who hate garfield are jealous because he is funnier than their own shitty comics.

Garfield will eat you.
By Dacia
Garfield
Possibly one of the best-loved comic strips in history (other than Peanuts), Garfield currently appears in thousands of newspapers worldwide. It chronicles the antics and not-so-antics of Garfield, a lazy, cynical cat that hates Mondays. A movie based on the comic strips was released in June 2004.

By Starlin
Garfield

Are you gonna praise Garfield today?
By Kissiah
Garfield
V.

1. To stuff or launch items into your mouth (mainly food) to the extreme in the same way the comic strip character, Garfield, manuveres lasagna into his mouth.

This is including but not limited to cupping your hands and scooping food items from their origin into your mouth with the purpose of consuming.

Reasons for this action involve your hunger being so great you have no time to search for eating utensils and/or clear and present male barbarianism has driven you to these extents.

"Hey eat this whole pie right now, dude, just Garfield that shit!"
By Milzie
Garfield
1. A fairly generic comic strip that has seen better days.

2. One weird-ass President that I know nothing about

1. His weight used to be the defining characteristic about him. Now Garfield's not even that fat anymore. His head's as big as his body. Wtf?

2. Behold, I don't know who President Garfield is.
By Dari
Garfield

your a real Garfield
By Elisa