Wonder where the expression colder than a witches tit came from? Well wonder no more. This is because a witches tits are so empty and saggy that they hang low and the nipple protrudes from the witches top. This is why you never see a witch in a crop top or boob tube
Evidence that a woman is a witch and should be burned forthwith. In early times it meant an unfortunate birth defect on some women that took the form of a third nipple on the chest. Later witch hunters were not so discriminating and pointed to any mark, scar, mole, cyst, or mosquito bite found on any part of the body of the hapless bitch, thereby ensuring arrest, conviction, and subsequent barbecue.
