a alabama hotpocketin sense is a sexual act where a man puts hot sauceon the tip of his penis and pounds her out like the raw end of a burrito
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By Jan
Alabama Hotpocket
The act of putting icy-hot, bengay, etc, on one's condom before intercourse. This is usually used as a revenge move or as a practical joke. An excellent way to end one's relationship.
Bitch doesn't think i know she cheated on me; think ill give her an Alabama Hotpocket and then dump her ass.
By Gerty
Alabama HotPocket
The act of unloadinga duece into a females open vagina. Then proceeding to pack your hog into the poop-filled opening.
After a night of drinking we talkedDerek into giving Shiloh an Alabama HotPocket.