Define Alabama Hotpocket Meaning

Alabama Hotpocket
shitting in a girls pussy and using it as lube

Yea me and jessica got it on with an Alabama hotpocket.
By Gaylene
Alabama Hotpocket
a guy shits in a girls vagina, then fucks her.

dude, i gave my girl a surprise alabama hotpocket last night.
By Bari
Alabama Hotpocket
When you shit in a woman's vagina

By Bertie
Alabama Hotpocket
a alabama hotpocketin sense is a sexual act where a man puts hot sauce on the tip of his penis and pounds her out like the raw end of a burrito

johns made some interesting decisions in his life and regrets nothing alabama hotpocket}
By Jan
Alabama Hotpocket
The act of putting icy-hot, bengay, etc, on one's condom before intercourse. This is usually used as a revenge move or as a practical joke. An excellent way to end one's relationship.

Bitch doesn't think i know she cheated on me; think ill give her an Alabama Hotpocket and then dump her ass.
By Gerty
Alabama HotPocket
The act of unloading a duece into a females open vagina. Then proceeding to pack your hog into the poop-filled opening.

After a night of drinking we talked Derek into giving Shiloh an Alabama HotPocket.
By Rora
Alabama Hotpocket
While having sex you spread open the woman's vagina and shit in it, then close her legs and let it cook.

I was totally fucking this chick and she told me she was hungry so I cracked her open and gave her an alabama hotpocket.
By Tamarah
Alabama Hotpocket
When you stick a hotpocket in the microwave and heat it up for 69 seconds, then you fuck it. And you can eat it afterwards, only if you're down though

That Alabama Hotpocket had pepperoni in it
By Babara
Alabama HotPocket
When a person take shit and jerk off with it.

Jack came in the room after he did a Alabama HotPocket
By Yoko
Alabama Hotpocket
When a guy vomits inside of a chick's vagina during sexual intercourse

Rob: I think I should break up with my girlfriend.
Jim: Why?
Rob: She wanted me to finish her with an Alabama Hotpocket... That's too messy for me.
By Chandal