"I havn'tgot laid in so long I don't think I'll ever get laid again... I'm gonna go home and Angerbate!"
By Emlyn
Angerbating
Being angry but not being able to express that anger so you furiously masturbate
Jason and Martin got into a fight, Jason was so angry that when he got home he started angerbating
By Shela
Angerbating
Where a man is annoyed at something and Masterbates in an Angrymood.
Lyndol: Did ya beat the anger monkey our yer penis? What ya call it?
Richard: Angerbating? Yes. I beat that little monkey. Right out..
By Elicia
Angerbate
A specific form of masturbation as a result of life'strials and tribulations. This includes, but not limited to, the following: Violent strokes, direct verbal berating of penis, screaming, crying, possible racial slurs
"Matt spent 2 days and 18 hours trying to beat James' kill death ratio in Titanfall. When James was not impressed, Matt angerbated in the corner of his basement floor for release."
By Jillian
Angerbation
The act of wanking where the object of fantasy is often the focus of some kind of anger, but also incredibly attractive. The wanking is made that much more pleasurable when it demeans the super hot personin your mind.
I hate my teacher with the unbridled fury of a thousand suns...but she's also fucking hot, so I'm gonna do some angerbation.
Guy 1: That bitch in the gym pissed me off.
Guy 2: Should make for some great angerbation then.