Define Applesauced Meaning

The act of a mother or father using their child to gain attention.

To completely obliterate your opponent to the point at which all that remains resembles freshly splattered Applesauce.

When a person pisses and throws up on their partner leaving a slight resemblance of applesauce on their chest

1. An early 90s slang word for "ridiculous" or "nonsense".

2. The ejaculate produced by Apple Inc. fanboys whenever a new apple product comes out, enters the room, or Steve Jobs speaks.

often mistaken for applausable and vise-versa

1. adj. To describe someone bangable or another word of saying I'd tap that.

2. adj. To describe apples or, in some cases any other type of fruit or vegetable that look particularly good for applesauce.

When you eat applesuace together with someone.

1. The sauce made from apples and is mixed in with cinnamon.
2. Apparently the only thing in my best friend's house... Other than noodles.
3. The food moms feed their children when they don't have baby food.

a 1920's slang word meaning nonsense

The female version of teabagging

when you take a large shit out of your tight asshole and you forgot you have a little shit left inside hours later