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Archbishop
when the male genitalia is bent during masturbation

ive pulled a muscle in my penis trying the archbishop again
By Erinna
Archbishop
A very high-ranking member of the Roman Catholic Church.

After many years in the priesthood, Edward became an archbishop.
By Ethelind
Archbishop Of Lashbury
Someone who sets out the rules for getting lashed. Also someone who is a lash leader and makes other people drink vast amounts of alcohol.

famous quotes:

The night before your presentation is due is the best night for getting lashed - Archbishop of Lashbury

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy - Archbishop of Lashbury during his visit to Rome

Michael has been non-stop on the lash for the last few days. I think it's high time we ordained him Archbishop of Lashbury.

- How do you play this drinking game?
- I don't remember, but ask the Archbishop of Lashbury. He will know.
By Bellanca
Archbishop Of Banterbury
Someone who has impressed with their Banter on a regular basis can be referred to as this term for the king ding of Banter, someone who is above all others when it comes to Bantering

You know what, it's about time that we ordained you as the Archbishop of Banterbury
By Daisi
The Archbishop Of Banterbury
Somebody who is exceptional at banter, such as someone who banters a lot or can think of very good comebacks.

{Insert great banter here}
You must be the Archbishop of Banterbury!
By Liz
Archbishop Of Banterbury
When a friend or member of your group cracks jokes like they are a comedic god. They have good bants and think they are they are worthy of the title

Alright lad, who named you the Archbishop of Banterbury.
By Brena
Archbishop Mitty
honestly ass at sports. teachers are bleh and the deans are mean as shit

bill: imma go to archbishop mitty
sam: good luck the deans will kill you
By Faustina
Archbishop Wood
high quality catholic school located in warminster, PA. Has an academic and sports record that overshadows local schools tennent and hatboro horcham high schools. Has an exceptional football team which in the past season owned all teams except Thomas Jefferson in the state championship. Although not as prestigious as other catholic schools in the area such as la salle and st. joes prep the majority of students would rather go to wood for its other qualities( not being gay).

guy 1: hey do you go to archbishop wood?
guy 2: yah, i love wood.
guy 1: haha you said you love wood.
guy 2: haha you go to la salle so actually you do, faggot.
By Anni
Archbishop Curley
An exclusive Catholic high school for men in Baltimore MD.

Curley does not have a football game on Thanksgiving, allowing the Curley men to go to M&T Bank stadium and have their way with the girlfriends of the footballers from CHC and Loyola.

Archbishop Curley guy: Hey, you sure kiss great, what number is your boyfriend.

NDP babe: He's number 72, the real big guy with the tiny weiner.
By Coleen
Archbishop Mitty
the best fucking school in the country!!!
(Catholic high school in San Jose, California)
ranked 1st in california
5th in the nation by sports illustrated
produced carey walsh and other awesome atheletes
kills everybody in girls' sports
takes a shit on st. francis high school
99.9% of students go to college
but no cheerleaders

betty: omg! i just got into st. francis!!!
carol: FUCK YOU IM GOING TO ARCHBISHOP MITTY

boy: hey babe, what school u go 2?
girl: archbishop mitty, u?
boy: st. francis
girl: fuck you

By Gerrilee