Define Ass Cream Meaning

Ass Cream
cream used during anal intercourse. used as an ass lubricant.

Guy 1: when I was fucking my girlfriend, she asked me to use ass cream so my massive cock could go in and out more smoothly.

Guy 2: Nice.
By Mag
Ass Cream
/noun/ slang term for the medicated ointment used in treating hemorrhoids; called so because it is applied to the anal orifice

Where did I put my ass cream? My hemorrhoids are killing me!
By Hillary
Ass Cream

I went through 16 tubes of ass cream
By Silvia
Ass Cream

Yall pass da ass cream?
By Tamiko
Ass Cream
Function: abbreviation
"Assorted Creams"

The box of Russell Stover Assorted Creams was abbreviated "RS Ass Cream" on the receipt from the pharmacy.
By Drona
Ass Cream
When their is cum/seamen in your bum.

Man i was so drunk last night that when i woke up i had ass cream i dont even know how
By Silva
Ass Cream
The art of being a dumb ass

trying to make progress with a chick and a friend walks up and says "So hows your girlfriend?" What a ass cream.
By Arabella
Ass Cream
The shit that looks like lotion when it slides out of your asshole. It's delicious :D

When i took a shit last night it looked liked ass cream, so I put it in a basket and made some urine all over it and then shoved a dildo up my own ass. It was dank.
By Pandora
Ass Cream
also called preperation h 2.a dumb ass prep

britney is a ass crem/whipe
2.i use ass cream its good on the hole
By Max
Ass Cream
A clear like cream you can buy at any pharmacy or your local Walmart This is used when your ass is drier than a desert due to cold temperatures. It helps relive itching or make you feel better after you toke a massive shit that ripped your asshole.

In order to use this cream please follow the directions below:

1. Open the lid (assuming you have all ready have the cream in hand)
2. Use your index and middle to scoop up the cream
3. Spread dem ass cheeks (to do this use the palms of both hands and pull apart till you cant no more)
4. Using your index and middle gracefully rub the cream on your asshole and the parts around it. Be generous when putting on the cream it would be embarrassing if you had to go again in the middle of that date because you feel itchy down there.
5. Close the lid and apply more when needed also wash your hands when your done, you nasty fuck.

"hey jessie you got any of that ass cream you carry around?"
"yeah i have it with me right now here"
"thanks its drier than a desert ever since we got here im gonna go butter up my pooper now"
"ok you go do that ill wait right here"
By Shela