Define Assbag Meaning

Assbag
a complete asshole. someone who sucks really really bad and doesnt give 2 shits about other people

That kid who just cut me off is a complete assbag
By Catharina
Assbag
Assbag is a common word used to explain the level of douchbaggery that an asshole has sunk to.

On the anniversary of our wedding, my asshole ex-husband texted me a picture of his dick - "Assbag!"
By Calypso
Assbag
The epitome of all asses; a derogatoy word (noun) typically utilized in defiling a particular species of homosapien expressing excessive abnormal behavior.

Hey assbag, get the hell off of the road!
Your mother sucks assbags in hell!
By Myrilla
Assbag
1. slang word for someone who represents that of a colostomy bag (derived from being full of s**t).

2. a**hole

Because of his choice to leave the drowning baby in the lake though physically able to have saved it, the man was a renowned assbag.
By Mari
Assbag
Your ex-bf who is such an amazing asshole that he cheated on you for four months, lied straight to your face twice when you asked him about it and then thought that since you knew about it you could keep seeing each other while he kept dating the other girl without telling her about you because he didn't want to hurt her.

Dan is such a fucking assbag!
By Vittoria
Assbag
someone who acts like a bag full of ass

"Ya know that guy Johnny, well he's a real assbag"
By Hermione
Assbag
The greatest nickname in the movie "Outside Providence" starring Alec Baldwin. Has nothing to do with an ass or a bag.

Hey Dildo, why don't you and these other assbags get outa here!
By Jesse
Assbag
1)A term of endearment used to excite one's lover into a passionate frenzy.

2)The man or woman who often uses the above-mentioned term (see #1).

3)The man or woman who often falls for the above-mentioned assbag (see #2).

1)"Walk with me, my sweet assbag, through vast fields of nasturtiums, and our love will resonate for eternity."

2)Only an assbag would say "through vast fields of nasturtiums..."

3)Only an assbag would date someone who says "through vast fields of nasturtiums..."
By Emmalynn
Assbag
The saggy flesh below the buns that overweight middle-aged people sometimes unfortunately display.

If you have assbags, then get off your ass and excercise!
By Anissa
Assbag
A man whom gets a erection while looking at another man's ass. Often, this man will have a embarrassing nickname, along with a embarrassing life.

I saw Jared staring at my ass yesterday while having a boner. What a assbag!
By Anna-Diana