Define Assel Meaning

Assel
Used in the same context as asshole and meaning the same thing, assel is less conspicuous and far less noticeable to someone who doesn't know what it means.

Hey what up assel, wanna go play some mini golf?
By Hilda
Assel
The nicest person you’ll ever meet this person is funny Smart and beautiful there is no other definition

By Ermentrude
Assel
A beautiful woman, whose name means "honey" or "sweety". Assel loves power and smart men.

Assel is a sexy lady!
By Dion
Assel
An assel is a tassel spun or twirled by a performer on their behind. Not to be confused with a 'tassel' commonly used by burlesque performers on their breasts. 'Ass' + 'Tassel' + 'Assel'.

Did you see that? They were spinning their assels so fast I thought they were going to take off.
By Kirsten
Assel
A word intended to mean "Asshole", but often used when said by a drunk, an idiot, or a Mark Wahlberg

"That guy is such an assel"
By Clotilda
Assel Around
Verb (derived from ass); to vary from a direct course so as to hinder those behind you, causing aggravation.

We'll get there on-time, if this jack-ass in front of us doesn't assel around.
By Beverlee
Assel Jacks

oh!My gosh im freezing my assel jacks off!!!
By Danell