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Define Baby Carrot Meaning

Baby Carrot
(noun) A small penis.

Did you see the huge truck that Justin bought? Bet ya he has a baby carrot!
By Mozelle
Baby Carrot
a small penis, or a name for a man who has a small penis

He has a baby carrot.
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What did Baby carrot say?
By Gretal
Baby Carrot
An extremely large clitoris. (as defined per Trish from Tuscon,AZ in a drunken fit by the pool in Las Vegas)

As I went down on the girl I pulled back her flappy labia to reveal a giant baby carrot, much larger than my kernel of corn.
By Revkah
Baby Carrots
A hi-tech device used to make heterosexual men think homosexual thoughts. Best summed up by Stephen Colbert, who in his book gave baby carrots an 11 out of 10, in how successful they were in trying to turn him gay.

Baby carrots are turning me gay!
By Bettina
Baby Carrot
An unfortunate dick size, or a name for someone with an unfortunate dick size

Poor guy has a dick the size of a baby carrot.
By Tobye
Baby Carrots
Carrots that have regressed to infancy.

Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.
By Esma
Baby Carrot
A hot or cute person, basically liked by everyone.

"Look at that guy over there he is such a Baby Carrot."
By Matilde
Baby Carrots
A woman with a really nice ass, whose ass in turn you would be willing to eat baby carrots out of.

Omg Jim I would eat baby carrots out of that girl's ass...

Or if at work at your retail job, it can be a code word. Say "hey Darryl, baby carrots, aisle 26."
By Nathalie
Baby Carrot
A full grown man that can not in any situation get a girl to touch his very tiny penis that is smaller than a baby carrot

Dude your such a baby carrot
By Louisette
Baby Carrot
A Bay Port term meaning that something is lame, uncool, or not done well; slang for a tiny penis.

Hey Jon, AP Stats is so baby carrot; Robb's penis is so baby carrot.
By Caprice