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Define Burito Meaning

Burito
1. A tasty (dirty) mexican wrap filled with loads of goodies
2. a sex position
3. an insult

1. "Damn that burito was fine!"
2. WHen one is sandwiched between 4 people, one in the front (penis in vag) one in the back (penis in anus) and one on either side for comfort
3. "Hey man, dont listen to that burito, he dont know what he is talking about"
By Quinta
Salted Burito
A really salty dick

Omg stacey he had such a “salted burito “
By Kimmie
Squishy Burito
When yo dick ain't hard as fuck

Dude man your mom gave me a squishy burito
By Rosemary
Sleeping Burito
This happens when the inside of a sleeping bag contains food inside of it, preferably beef, becoming a sleeping burito that screeches ear-breaking sounds into your ear, usually screaming "EAT ME!!!"

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that story about food in a bag?
Guy 2: Yeah you mean the sleeping burito that screams at you!
By Harli
Wet Burito
when youre having sex with a girl, pull out, jizz on her, wrap her in a blanket, then piss on her.

I heard kyle made fallon into a wet burito last night~
By Isadora
Glossy Burito
A condom over a fat burrito that you insert into the anus or the vagina.

Omg I hade sex with Brittany last night.

Oh that's cool man I did a glossy burito with Stacey this morning.
By Irita
Supreme Burito
When a black man shoves his penis in a birds vagina and uses the bird to pleasure himself

Oh my god did you see that supreme burito ? That guy was having fun
By Winni
Neato Burito's
agreement of something, or agreement.

"hey man, this shit whack"
"neato burito"
By Anny
Cheesy Double Beef Burito
an 89 cent burito at taco bell that is like crack wrapped in a tortilla

A:"Have you tried Taco Bell's new cheesy double beef burito?"
B:"You mean the tex-mex version of crack?"
By Fiorenze
Burito
An attempt to spell burrito

Dude 1: I ate a burito a while ago
Dude 2: you mean a burrito, retard?
Dude 3: u now I have a spech impedmt
By Olia