Define Casket Meaning

Casket

guy:I`ve forgot my grandma in the casket
me: I think she likes to stay there
By Felecia
Casket
A wallet.

It holds dead presidents. AKA money.

Dude: Bro, I gotta buy me a new casket.
Dude 2: How did you lose it this time?
Dude: I was buyin some girl a drink at the bar and it got stolen.
By Paule
Casket
A safe haven from where one escapes all harm and may even get a booty call

Duude, my wife was bitchen, so I like took a long trip to the Casket.
By Collie
Casket

dude: do you casket
dude2: whats that
dude: beating your meat
dude2: oh nah thats gross
By Alverta
Casket
Referring to Young Jeezy's - Bury Me A G.

"Which one of you niggas shot me, it was one of you bastards Bet a nigga can't throw a hundred grand in my casket" - Jeezy

Used mostly among straight ballers.......

1 casket = 100G's
2 casket = 200G's
etc.......

AeSoP - "Yo rodman, how much u pay for dat black on black maybach u got there on the barltley bull scene???"

RodMan - "Not dat much.......bout 5 Caskets Nigga!!

AeSoP - "Ah shyit...hot damn!!!"
By Dixie
Casket
A term referencing snow whites sleep in the casket, used to describe something in great condition, fresh, rejuvenated, as if it's not even a day old.

"Yo, these sneakers look out the casket!"
Guy: "Hey, are you sure you want to go clubbing tonight? I know you weren't feeling well." Girl: "Yeah, I've been sleeping for like eight hours, I'm right out the casket."
By Vanda
Casket-smile
Refers to an elderly person who looks so old that they are about to die.

He shouldn't be driving, he has his casket-smile on!
By Eba
Closed Casket
a funeral where the casket is closed, most likely because the body is so brutaly fucked up that it would be to unbearable to see the body in such fucked up condition

juan: damn that ese julio's death was some fucked up shit holmes
jose: i know este guey got slashed up in his face and shit.. his whole face and shit is looking fucked up and shit
juan: yep.. his funeral will be closed casket
jose: yep R.I.P. ese julio
maria: damn im fuckin horny will u guys bust a nut in my big ass tities?
juan: damn your fucked up chica! your husband just died! arent u sad?
jose: i'll do it fuck that shit!
By Sissy
Casket Jockey

Joe is going to be a casket jockey for the funeral.
By Regina
Quickie In A Casket
Having a quick fuck with a recently deceased person while in their casket.

Savannah had gorilla grip coochie so
When I was at her funeral I just had to have a quickie in a casket.
By Didi