The term used for the clitoris of a woman who has a gaping, deep vagina. The clitoris of such a woman appears as the top of a cliff overhanging a canyon.
Rj: "Dude, did you finally get to sleep with Shirley?"
John: "Yeah, bitch was loose, though, I fell off of her clift."
Company buffoon, nearly always bearing the surname "Clift".
Clift cannot carry out the simplest of given tasks without either falling over and hurting himself, getting the job wrong and having a tantrum, or causing chaos or mayhem to others and the surrounding area. Then blaming everybody but himself for the resulting carnage. Also been known to bring down satellites and passing aircraft if he touches any I.T. equipment.
"Right, is that order ready for dispatch? It`s a big order, worth millions of pounds".
" No. It`s on fire. There`s blood everywhere and a rhinoceros is trapped in the vending machine".
"Who`s on dispatch???!!!"
"Clift".
"Ah........"
By Lilla
Ashley Clift
some1 that has a hole in his left pocket and puts all of his stuff inside of that pocket and all of the stuff goes down to the bottom of his pants.
Engaging in any sexual performance with one named Geoff (pronounced Jeff), then having said individual reach inside of your anal cavity with their farm hand and “Grabbing your dinner” and feeding the farm hand for their work.
Geoff loves his husband so much he enjoys a “Dirty Clift” before bed.
Guy1: “Hey Chris, what are you doing after work?”
Guy2: "Oh me and some buddies were about to do some clifting.”
Guy1: “Down at the old clifting arena?”
Guy2: “yep”
Guy1: “you got a clift”
Guy2: “I got a clift”
Guy1: “hell yeah”
By Alis
Jack Clift
Jack Clift is a bronsexual often times found in the “BBW” section of pornhub. He has a nice, velumptious ass, and wears the same god damn outfit every fucking day. It’s honestly kinda disgusting. He can also be found sitting in the corner of his room with his pants off watching the recent Lakers highlights staring at Lebron James. (hence bronsexual) He watches anime and listens to lil uzi verts “20min” while beating his dick to “Lebron James fucks the shit out of Jayson taytum. (Hentai HD)” honestly tho I’d still fuck tho, and I spend most of my time reminiscing about him. Once you catch a glimpse, you will not be able to get him out of your head. You begin to want him, no. Crave him. Jack is wonderful. Royal knight of heaven, prince of hell. The benevolent. The worthy. Jack is good. Jack is god. Jack is life.
