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Define Cobbler Meaning

Cobbler
A kitchen worker that possesses no useful skills and is considered absolute rock bottom in the culinary field. This person is not deserving of the term shoemaker. A cobbler is characterized by frequent burning of foods, tasteless end products, unsightly plated entrees, poor sanitation practices, and a general sense of worthlessness.

Chef 1: "Did you taste that garbage Philly put out for the reception?"

Chef 2: "Yes, unfortunately. Apparently, the best he could muster."

Chef 3: "Poor bastard thinks he's a Chef; just a cobbler after all."
By Modestia
Cobbler
A shoe maker (or a shoe cobbler- together-er)

I went to the cobbler because the sole of my sneaker fell off
By Myrilla
Cobbler
the act of busting a load on a girls face, then her wiping it on her index finger, and jamming that finger straight up your ass.

As soon as i got off on her face, sally gave me a real deep cobbler.
By Dannie
Cobbler
The worst mascot ever for a High school!
(yes, its a real mascot)

We went to the state Basketball tournament and cheered for the Cobblers!
By Kizzie
Cobbler
a crazy old woman that walks EVERYWHERE around torbay munching on her figs

man that cobbler loves to walk
By Amalea
Cobbler
A portmanteau of "cock gobbler".

You know that shoe repair store in the mall? You might think he'd have a foot fetish, but the old man who works there is actually a huge cobbler -- he takes about 10 guys a day in the back room and sucks them off.
By Cassaundra
Cobblers
Balls.
English Cockney Rhyming slang: cobbler's awls - balls. Awls in this case being tools used by cobblers (shoe-makers).

It was a right load of cobblers!
By Davida
The Cobbler
Used when playing FIFA football on the Xbox/Playstation to describe a player who is extremely talented at shooting accurately from over 50 yards.

That guy is "the cobbler", he loves giving it the big shoe!
By Persis
Cobbler
British slang for those small/medium sized poo balls that you get when you are extremely constipated. They often look like rabbit droppings especially when they come out the anus hole with reduce in size.

Bill: bloody hell! Last night I was squeezing and groaning in agony. All I could push out was cobblers all night. So constipated that I was crying.
Mike and glyn: oh no that sounds awful I remember when we would always do those in the shower! They looked like rabbit droppings!
By Nessy
Cobbler
A cock gobbler
"Gobble- To eat swiftly"

"Yo! Stop being a cobbler and pass the remote."
By Celestyna