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Cods
Scrotum and testicles.

Cods seldom survive an encounter with an alligator snapping turtle while swimming naked.
By Barbaraanne
COD
The game where I have to mute everyone on because they are annoying morons.

Guy goes into COD lobby and its full of annoying 10 year olds screaming. Mutes everyone.
By Hester
COD
Classic Old Dude. Any male over 35 who has a penchant for dating younger women, usually of a different background. Money is usually paid in return. A COD usually has several (or all) of the following traits:

- Not particularly rich.
- Below average looks.
- Above average weight.
- Receding hairline.
- Vertically challenged.
- Low self esteem.

A common stomping ground for a COD is South East Asia, with Patong Beach in Phuket, Thailand, being a favourite destination. When a COD returns to his homeland, the relationship is funded via Western Union, with the girl sending a stock standard email in return.

"There goes the COD, off to buy some more Viagra".
By Daisey
Codding
Country Irish slang describing the act of fooling someone, often yourself.

You couldn't drink fifteen pints, don't be codding yourself
By Kelcey
Cod
not a cock

cod is a fish
By Corabella
COD
1. a pointless game about killing randomers
2. a yummy fish filled with omega 3

1. one dude- OMG LETS GO PLAY COD
other dude- HELL YEAH MY HIGHEST KILL STREAK IS LIKE, OVER 9000!

2. one dude- OMG LETS GO EAT COD
other dude- HELL YEAH, THE OMEGA 3 IS LIKE OVER 9,000!!!!
By Eleanora
COD
Choking On Dick

My girlfriend was COD when i was playing cod.
By Ashia
Cod
A term that was once known to be a fish but soon grew out when some sad person thought it would be smart to identify Call Of Duty as COD. What a bean....

Jo: Fancy a bit of cod with me?
Ralph: Thats offensive, im vegetarian...
By Ginelle
COD
Collect On Dick (analogy of Collect On Delivery). Invite a female over or a female just shows up and you lay the D as payment. 100% guarantee lay.

Ding-dong! *Answer door* "Hello," says man. Woman responds, "I am here to fix your plumbing". Guy is confused because he doesn't remember calling a plumber or anything for that matter but puss is puss. He then just does a COD. Guy does what guys do and female happily reciprocates ;) Happily ever after.
By Cam
In The Cods
A catchall phrase used, alternatively, (1) to express emphatic truth to the original statement. (2) to literally hit someone in the crotch.

(1) I banged a wham last night. Really? In the cods!

(2) Where'd you hit him? In the cods.
By Susette