Define Ding-dong Meaning

Ding-dong

A more proper way of telling someone they are a complete fucking idiot. Commonly said with a short rap on one's own head for emphasis.

Used in situations where sayign the words "complete fucking idiot" may get you in trouble, such as school.

That screen door was closed and you walked right through it, you ding-dong!

By Aurel

Ding-dong

Idiot or penis

A silly word used to instigate fights.

"You're a fucking ding-dong"

or

"Suck my ding-dong, please"

By Mirelle

Ding-dong

The sound a doorbell makes.

The shiny doorbell went ding-dong.

By Erena

Ding-dong

a person who makes statements that lack common sense.
DO NOT GET IT CONFUSED WITH A DUMB-DUMB.

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, The Situation, Belinda Barbosa, Sarah Imhoff are all ding-dongs!

By Minni

Ding Dong

The penal area of a man's genitalia

Ohhh you touch my tralala, hmmm my ding ding dong....

-Gunther and The Sunshine Girls

By Filia

Ding Dong

A city in Texas:

Ding Dong, Texas

G: I live in Ding Dong
D: fag...

By Carri

Ding Dong

Ding Dong!!!

1.The sound the door bell makes (Sounds 100 times louder when it's your parents at the door)

2.An idiot

3.similar to a jerk off (An ignorant dick wad, not someone who masturbates excessively)

1.Ding dong!

You:oh no its....

Your parents:Hi sweetie!!!

2.Look at Mark...Shoving a firecracker up his arse....What a ding dong

By Phedra

Ding-dong

Chocolate cream filled treat

Mayreni:I want a ding-dong!!!!!
Surround by a group who laugh
Mayreni: I just said I want a ding-dong!!!!
Mayreni gets red!!

By Aurie

Ding Dong!

An exclamation of excitement for something gone right.

Adam: Hey, that bartender gave us free beers!
Cody: Well Ding Dong!!!

By Joelynn

Ding Dong

1: The sound a doorbell makes.
2: A man's penis, also known as a dick, cock, and talala.

ohh u touch my talala. mmmm my ding ding dong.

By Alli