Define Colonels Meaning

The act of slovenly eating a bucket of fried chicken and then providing a greasy handjob.

Colonelism is a mental disorder acquired by playing the popular Xbox 360 game 'Halo 3'.
One can receive this disorder by being the rank of 40 to 44 in Halo 3.

Signs of this disorder are degraded mental capabilities, a tendency to play horrible every game, and an irresistable urge to make excuses for their many shortcomings non-stop.

This disorder can be cured (sometimes only partially) by exceeding the rank of 44 and ascending to the rank of Brigadier.

A natural leader of men. Women want him and men want to be him. He drives a tank with three wind shield wipers. He commands an army of troops and often takes them on field trips for r. and r. He receives many perks from the civilian population such as a third free entree from applebees when he purchases the 2 for $20 meal deal. He is currently training troops in Orlando Florida.

An exceedingly large penis belonging to an opinionated man.

The act of smacking your partner in the face with a piece of KFC chicken after releasing in their mouth or face.

A Military rank for an Officer usualy below general and above Lieutenant Colonel, Major, Captain, and Lieutenant.

A man whose goal in life is to discipline students. Often known to wear aviators and appear suddenly around corners.

Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC fast food joint; after its deceased mascot, Col. Harlan Sanders

The same definition of coloneled.

1.Military rank

2.A characters from the video game Mega Man X4.
Has a sister called Iris. He is working with Repliforce
and later dies during the rebellion.
Some people believe Iris and Colonel were the same person
and got split into 2 : THIS IS NONSENSE AND BS.